My only Valentine’s Day present was from @michaelianblack. He put me on my first Black List.

My only Valentine’s Day present was from @michaelianblack. He put me on my first Black List.

One step closer to having beautiful Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in my face. My tweet was picked today for WitStream's DailyWitPicks.

One step closer to having beautiful Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in my face. My tweet was picked today for WitStream's DailyWitPicks.