On Michael Ian Black's BlackList →

I’m on Michael Ian Black’s Blacklist for this tweet: “I’ll get off my high horse when someone gets me a ladder.”

Funny Women of Twitter →

Thrilled to be on anyone’s list between Jenny Johnson and Sarah Silverman.

Thanks to HotLikeSauce for featuring me in their Twitter Spotlight this week! They picked out three of their favorite jokes and wrote up a nice little profile about me. That is too nice!

Thanks to HotLikeSauce for featuring me in their Twitter Spotlight this week! They picked out three of their favorite jokes and wrote up a nice little profile about me. That is too nice!

My only Valentine’s Day present was from @michaelianblack. He put me on my first Black List.

My only Valentine’s Day present was from @michaelianblack. He put me on my first Black List.

Putting my philosophy degree to good use: I was on the Jimmy Fallon blog for this week’s Totally Terrific Tweets.

Putting my philosophy degree to good use: I was on the Jimmy Fallon blog for this week’s Totally Terrific Tweets.

One step closer to having beautiful Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in my face. My tweet was picked today for WitStream's DailyWitPicks.

One step closer to having beautiful Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in my face. My tweet was picked today for WitStream's DailyWitPicks.

I have two new followers! One of them is someone whose Bored to Death character I dreamed about and the other one is an egg!

I have two new followers! One of them is someone whose Bored to Death character I dreamed about and the other one is an egg!