More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?!
No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am.
PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence: 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.
My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?!

No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am.

PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence: 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.

My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.