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Fellow Onion contributor and Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace co-author Johnny McNulty and I will now be writing office-related jokes on @PleaseFireMe. Our updated Twitter slogan is now: “Hey! We’re more than just links back to Tumblr!”

Please follow PFM on Twitter.

More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?!
No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am.
PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence: 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.
My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?!

No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am.

PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence: 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.

My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.