Inanimate Objects Chris Brown Hates and Why
An illustrated slideshow now on the The Huffington Post
Writer Ted Travelstead (co-author of “Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk”)  and I did some research and discovered that there are hundreds of inanimate  objects that Chris Brown would personally destroy if he could.  With the  help of artist Ramsey Ess (Upright Citizens Brigade), we created this slideshow of the thirteen  greatest offenders, detailing what it is about them that angers Brown  so.
After singer Chris Brown downgraded his violent outbursts from battering women to battering furniture after an unpleasant “Good  Morning America” interview, the public breathed a sigh of relief that  his temper was no longer an immediate danger to the people around him.  But what about the inanimate objects that have felt his wrath over the  years?
Take a look and vote for the inanimate object most unfairly victimized by Brown!

Inanimate Objects Chris Brown Hates and Why

An illustrated slideshow now on the The Huffington Post

Writer Ted Travelstead (co-author of “Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk”) and I did some research and discovered that there are hundreds of inanimate objects that Chris Brown would personally destroy if he could. With the help of artist Ramsey Ess (Upright Citizens Brigade), we created this slideshow of the thirteen greatest offenders, detailing what it is about them that angers Brown so.

After singer Chris Brown downgraded his violent outbursts from battering women to battering furniture after an unpleasant “Good Morning America” interview, the public breathed a sigh of relief that his temper was no longer an immediate danger to the people around him. But what about the inanimate objects that have felt his wrath over the years?

Take a look and vote for the inanimate object most unfairly victimized by Brown!

Recaptioned Family Circus book
Autographed. For charity. There’s some fancy folks in here but I am in here, too!
From Joe Garden’s post on Ebay:
A unique piece of comedy. This cartoon book has been signed on the inside cover, as well as throughout the book, by the following: 
Janeane Garofalo-Comedian
Todd Barry-Comedian
Mike Doughty-Musician, ex-Soul Coughing
Carol Kolb-Head Writer, Onion News Network
Ward Sutton-Cartoonist
Jamie Kilstein-Comedian/Co-Host, Citizen Radio
Allison Kilkenny-Writer, The Nation/Co-Host, Citizen Radio
Jason Roeder-Writer, The Onion, Co-Author, Our Bodies Our Junk
John Harris-Writer, The Onion/Onion News Network
Andrea Rosen-Comedian, Member Variety SHAC
Kristen Schaal-Comedian/Actor, Bob’s Burgers/Co-Author Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex
Kurt Braunohler-Comedian
Chris Karwowski-Writer, The Onion
Will Tracy-Writer, The Onion/Onion News Network
Marianne Ways-Producer/Co-Author The Secret lives Of The First Ladies
John Krewson-Writer/Editor, The Onion
Joe Garden, Writer/Editor, The Onion
Mike Sacks-Author, And Here’s The Kicker, Your Wildest Dreams, Co-Author, Our Bodies Our Junk
Jane Borden-Writer, I Totally Meant To Do That
Bob Powers-Author, Happy Cruelty Day, You Are A Miserable Excuse For A Hero/Co-author, The Werewolf’s Guide To Life
Sam Anderson-Writer, New York Magazine
Emily Flake-Cartoonist, Lulu Eight Ball
Todd Hanson-Writer, The Onion
Morgan Miller-Film editor/Animator, Vacuum Attraction
Corey Pandolph-Cartoonist, The Elderberries
Sharon “Mama” Spell-Comedian
Scott Bateman-Cartoonist
Carol Hartsell-Editor, Huffington Post Comedy
Benari Poulten-Comedian
Maria Schneider-Writer, A Book Of Jean’s Own/Cartoonist, Pathetic Geek Stories
Geoff Haggerty-Writer, Onion Sports Dome
Dan Mirk-Writer, Onion News Network
Sam West- Writer, Onion Sports Dome
Jill Marie Morris-Contributing writer, The Onion/Comedian
Erik Tanouye-Co-Writer, BP Coffee Spill/Comedian
Daniel Radosh-Writer, The Daily Show/Author, Rapture Ready
David Rees-Artisinal Pencil Sharpener/Cartoonist, Get Your War On
Anita Serwacki-Contributing Writer, The Onion/Co-Author The New Vampire’s Handbook 
Every signature was collected by me, in person. Be warned, some of the signatures are profane. Some are goofy. Some are hilarious. The book has fallen apart and is held together by two binder clips. This is a one-of a kind item, and will be shipped insured. Please note, all profits from the sale of this book will be donated to the Wisconsin Democratic Party. Thank you.

Recaptioned Family Circus book

Autographed. For charity. There’s some fancy folks in here but I am in here, too!

From Joe Garden’s post on Ebay:

A unique piece of comedy. This cartoon book has been signed on the inside cover, as well as throughout the book, by the following:

Janeane Garofalo-Comedian

Todd Barry-Comedian

Mike Doughty-Musician, ex-Soul Coughing

Carol Kolb-Head Writer, Onion News Network

Ward Sutton-Cartoonist

Jamie Kilstein-Comedian/Co-Host, Citizen Radio

Allison Kilkenny-Writer, The Nation/Co-Host, Citizen Radio

Jason Roeder-Writer, The Onion, Co-Author, Our Bodies Our Junk

John Harris-Writer, The Onion/Onion News Network

Andrea Rosen-Comedian, Member Variety SHAC

Kristen Schaal-Comedian/Actor, Bob’s Burgers/Co-Author Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex

Kurt Braunohler-Comedian

Chris Karwowski-Writer, The Onion

Will Tracy-Writer, The Onion/Onion News Network

Marianne Ways-Producer/Co-Author The Secret lives Of The First Ladies

John Krewson-Writer/Editor, The Onion

Joe Garden, Writer/Editor, The Onion

Mike Sacks-Author, And Here’s The Kicker, Your Wildest Dreams, Co-Author, Our Bodies Our Junk

Jane Borden-Writer, I Totally Meant To Do That

Bob Powers-Author, Happy Cruelty Day, You Are A Miserable Excuse For A Hero/Co-author, The Werewolf’s Guide To Life

Sam Anderson-Writer, New York Magazine

Emily Flake-Cartoonist, Lulu Eight Ball

Todd Hanson-Writer, The Onion

Morgan Miller-Film editor/Animator, Vacuum Attraction

Corey Pandolph-Cartoonist, The Elderberries

Sharon “Mama” Spell-Comedian

Scott Bateman-Cartoonist

Carol Hartsell-Editor, Huffington Post Comedy

Benari Poulten-Comedian

Maria Schneider-Writer, A Book Of Jean’s Own/Cartoonist, Pathetic Geek Stories

Geoff Haggerty-Writer, Onion Sports Dome

Dan Mirk-Writer, Onion News Network

Sam West- Writer, Onion Sports Dome

Jill Marie Morris-Contributing writer, The Onion/Comedian

Erik Tanouye-Co-Writer, BP Coffee Spill/Comedian

Daniel Radosh-Writer, The Daily Show/Author, Rapture Ready

David Rees-Artisinal Pencil Sharpener/Cartoonist, Get Your War On

Anita Serwacki-Contributing Writer, The Onion/Co-Author The New Vampire’s Handbook

Every signature was collected by me, in person. Be warned, some of the signatures are profane. Some are goofy. Some are hilarious. The book has fallen apart and is held together by two binder clips. This is a one-of a kind item, and will be shipped insured. Please note, all profits from the sale of this book will be donated to the Wisconsin Democratic Party. Thank you.