pleasefireme:

One day, you’ll scratch off that winning lottery ticket. (Try Porker Night; it’s got cute lil’ pigs playing poker.) Until then, your soul will continue dying. Yes, one day you will flip off your boss and ride into the sunset! For today, flip him, her, or it off by wearing one of our many Please Fire Me Spreadshirts.
Wear them slyly under your work attire! Wear them proudly on your weekends! Or… wear them when nothing else is clean because you’ve been too depressed to do laundry!

pleasefireme:

One day, you’ll scratch off that winning lottery ticket. (Try Porker Night; it’s got cute lil’ pigs playing poker.) Until then, your soul will continue dying. Yes, one day you will flip off your boss and ride into the sunset! For today, flip him, her, or it off by wearing one of our many Please Fire Me Spreadshirts.

Wear them slyly under your work attire! Wear them proudly on your weekends! Or… wear them when nothing else is clean because you’ve been too depressed to do laundry!