More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?! No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am. PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence:  pleasefireme: Please fire me. My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

More like “Please FOLLOW Me”!!! Ammaright?!

No, seriously. Check out my other Tumblr, PleaseFireMe.com. It’s much funnier than I am.

PFM is a site where you may anonymously “Submit why you can’t quit”; it also spawned my book which had its grammar checked by professionals, unlike that last sentence: 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me.

My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

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    laughing until I’m crying oh god oh god
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    Look at the terror...this dog’s eyes. “Please fire you? Fire you? Kill me.”
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    oh my fucking god
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    hahahahahaha the look on that dog’s face!! oh my gosh!
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    That dog looks so sad…
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    People need to stop treating...like people, THEY ARE FUCKING DOGS!
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    I laughed SO hard for this post. I have never seen something this cute.
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