September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Take This Job and Shove It | Reader's Digest →
pleasefireme: Thanks Reader’s Digest for featuring our book Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace this month! Suggestion: The writer behind this gets tomorrow off.
Sep 30th
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pleasefireme: Fellow Onion contributor and Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace co-author Johnny McNulty and I will now be writing office-related jokes on @PleaseFireMe. Our updated Twitter slogan is now: “Hey! We’re more than just links back to Tumblr!” Please follow PFM on Twitter.
Sep 21st
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PFM New York show! The Ultimate Office Space Party →
Thursday, 8pm at The Bell House. pleasefireme: Hey there, party people forced to be work people! Anyone in the New York area should put this on their calendar! Please Fire Me book co-authors Jill Morris and Johnny McNulty are going to read material from the book, read your posts, and read some hilarious unused material that was TOO HOT FOR PRINT! (Or too hilariously zany, anyway) All at the...
Sep 21st
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Sep 14th
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August 2011
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Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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Meeting Boy: It’s not the job that sucks, it’s the... →
A review of Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace. meetingboy: People hate their jobs. FACT. The reason most people hate their jobs is not the work itself, or even the hours or pay— they hate it because of the other people there. As much as I hate my job, I’ve changed a few times and know that a lot of the stupid, lazy jerks I deal with will be at the next job too in some form....
Aug 9th
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July 2011
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The Taxonomy Of Horrible Bosses →
pleasefireme: A humor piece written by Jill Morris and Johnny McNulty, writers of Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace, is now up on The Huffington Post. Introduction to Huffington Post piece: As most of us have seen from the marketing campaign for Horrible Bosses, and some of us from watching the actual movie this weekend, the new comedy focuses on three types of, well, horrible...
Jul 25th
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Don't be so evil: A guide for bosses | The Chicago... →
An article in The Chicago Tribune with quotes from me about Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace.
Jul 25th
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My Social Media Author Class, Wednesday @ 7 →
After I wrote my piece for @Splitsider, @Booklr called and asked me to teach a class. It’s tomorrow at 7 and it’s free.
Jul 6th
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Two Jokes on The Black List →
A Casey Anthony joke I was sure you would all murder me for (and get acquitted of) made @WitStreamdotcom’s Black List.
Jul 6th
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June 2011
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 20th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Review of My Book on Comediva →
Thanks to Comediva for their nice review of my book and thanks again to silent co-author Johnny McNulty for all his jokes. 
Jun 10th
May 2011
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How to Become a Published Author in 237 Simple... →
I wrote this about the process I went through from being hired off Craigslist and turning someone’s vision into a book.
May 31st
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Minutes of Mayhem →
The full Minutes of Mayhem show I was on. It’s BRITISH. Can you believe that? minutesofmayhem: Minutes of Mayhem Showtime Saturday 21 May, 2011 LIVE: UK: 3PM | US: 10AM ET / 7AM PT | EUR: 4 / 6PM | AUS 12PM / 2AM Special Guest: Onion Contributor, Author of “Please Fire Me” and renowned “Favstar” LEGEND; Jill Morris (Follow her on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/JillMorris)
May 21st
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On Michael Ian Black's BlackList →
I’m on Michael Ian Black’s Blacklist for this tweet: “I’ll get off my high horse when someone gets me a ladder.”
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 13th
All Work And No Play - Episode 224
podawful: JILL MORRIS IS HERE!  Jill is the co-author of the new book Please Fire Me. We get to hear about how the book came to be, we make up ideas for Tumblrs, and we talk about Erik Tanouye (@toyns) way too much. [All Work And No Play | Jill Morris - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES Also, be sure to check out Red Band Network for an exclusive Pod Awful episode! Share on Tumblr
May 12th
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May 10th
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On Michael Ian Black's BlackList →
T-Mobile turned my phone back on & I’m on @michaelianblack’s BlackList! Wee! Two things happy people never think about!
May 4th
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May 2nd
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History of Bad Jobs: The Beginning  →
In case you missed it on my Twitter, here’s what I wrote for Huffpo about the first bad job, gardener in The Garden of Eden.
May 2nd
April 2011
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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March 2011
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Funny Women of Twitter →
Thrilled to be on anyone’s list between Jenny Johnson and Sarah Silverman.
Mar 29th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
Doing Stand-Up Tonight  →
Just got added last-minute to a stand-up show. You are all cordially invited to see it. Tonight, 9:30 at The Creek.
Mar 15th
February 2011
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Feb 28th
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Feb 24th
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Just remembered I used to have a column. Very, very briefly. Oh, boy. The progression of events went as follows: they hired me; I wrote my columns to try and impress the boy I liked; he liked me; I stopped trying; they threatened to fire me; one day later, the newspaper folded. I hope you have all learned a valuable lesson about calling me out when I don’t give a shit.  I’m going to...
Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 11th