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Hi! I'm Jill Morris.

I live in Brooklyn.

I am a contributing writer for The Onion.

I write sketches for UCB on my Maude Team GORILLA GORILLA.

I am working with best-selling author Todd Gallagher on his new book Todd Vs. High School.

I am a terrible driver.

5 November 09

My friend Amber Nelson pleads for her life in the monologue I wrote for her “Sorry, Vigilante Mob”.

Directed by Eric Drysdale as part of Gorilla Gorilla’s November show at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.

4 November 09
Posted: 12:32 PM

“The Kingdom of Tooznia”

Two children visit a fantasy land! How fantastical!

This is a sketch I wrote for my October Maude Night with Gorilla Gorilla at UCB. Directed by Eric Drysdale. Starring Ben Rameaka, Tim Dunn, Amber Nelson, and Jen Bartels. Thanks to Ramsey Ess for uploading all the videos from our show!

29 October 09

Recreate 15 Seconds Of Star Wars With The Rest Of The Internet

From the Star Wars Uncut website:

“Hello! You and 472 other people have the chance to recreate Star Wars: A New Hope. Below is the entire movie split up into 15 second clips. Click on one of the scenes to claim it, film it, and upload it. You can have up to three scenes! When we’re all done, we’ll stitch it all together and watch the magic happen.”

Anybody wanna do this with me? Email me.

Posted: 12:43 AM
This movie is terrifying. The Wheelers are the last creatures in the world I’d ever want chasing me.
frankhejl:

(via retrospace)

This movie is terrifying. The Wheelers are the last creatures in the world I’d ever want chasing me.

frankhejl:

(via retrospace)

Reblogged: frankhejl

27 October 09
Bob Odenkirk as Peter Hestus Almondini, professional hoax coach. The last paragraph is my favorite funny paragraph in ages. 
(via Eddie Brawley)

Bob Odenkirk as Peter Hestus Almondini, professional hoax coach. The last paragraph is my favorite funny paragraph in ages.

(via Eddie Brawley)

23 October 09
19 October 09
Posted: 3:17 PM
16 October 09

We’ve Only Got Coats

At We’ve Only Got Coats, we don’t only have coats.

A commercial I wrote for Gorilla Gorilla at UCB Maude Night. Directed by Eric Drysdale. Starring Davram Stiefler. Featuring Tim Dunn and Amber Nelson. Slam dunks by Ramsey Ess.

12 October 09

Cycle of Life

A special soul is brought into this world.

A video I wrote for Gorilla Gorilla’s October show. Directed by Eric Drysdale. Edited by Ramsey Ess. Featuring Jen Bartels, Amber Nelson, and Ben Rameaka.

5 October 09

GORILLA GORILLA with Stone Cold Fox TONIGHT at UCB at 8pm! The debut of Ben Rameaka at Maude Night!

Make your reservations.

This is where the gold is at.

1 October 09

Retro Coke Commercial

Whoops. Accidently got obsessed with the ‘50’s tonight.

30 September 09

Back to School with Duane Reade

Video of the Day on The Apiary!

Part of GORILLA GORILLA’s September 14th show. New show October 5th at 8pm! That’s this Monday!

Directed by Eric Drysdale
Written by Jill Morris
Edited by Ramsey Ess
Narration by Jen Bartels
Photos by Ari Scott
Produced by Amey Goerlich

23 September 09
Tim Heidecker Will Be Live Tweeting Leno Again Tonight, 10pm
 
Follow @timheidecker tonight for the most genius use of live tweeting I’ve ever seen. Normally, I feel sad when people make Leno jokes but somehow I just used the word genius.
He said he’d do it every Wednesday, and I’m hoping he sticks to that. And, last week he even live tweeted Leno two days in a row after he heard Eric Clapton and Bruce Hornsby were guesting. Here’s a snippet of tweet treats from the Clapton/Hornsby show.

Tim Heidecker Will Be Live Tweeting Leno Again Tonight, 10pm

Follow @timheidecker tonight for the most genius use of live tweeting I’ve ever seen. Normally, I feel sad when people make Leno jokes but somehow I just used the word genius.

He said he’d do it every Wednesday, and I’m hoping he sticks to that. And, last week he even live tweeted Leno two days in a row after he heard Eric Clapton and Bruce Hornsby were guesting. Here’s a snippet of tweet treats from the Clapton/Hornsby show.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh